An extremely smart girl who knows exactly what she wants, she can be very deceptive but being with a girl that gorgeous and funny is totally worth whatever price you pay. Down to get high and fuck all the time but doesnt give it over easily. She loves indie rock. Can be a total bitch when she wants to and isnt as fragile as other girls.

Jew. Subject of blame.

The most amazing person ive ever met and will ever met. Has a beautiful face and the most beautiful smile and a beautiful soul and has amazing morals. She is the love of my life and I could never ask for anyone better so anyone who sees this should just know that theyre not getting her. she's so beautiful, cute, gorgeous, pretty and an overall amazing person, literally the most amazing person anyone could ever set their eyes on and is just so beautiful in every way possible. She has a bright future and will light up the lives of anyone around her increasing the average quality of life of anyone in her vicinity. She is so full of love and amazing in every single sense and she is the most flawless human being to over exist and is more beautiful than anyone could ever ever imagine. So beautiful that I myself find it hard to comprehend therefore find it difficult to express the true love to her. Literal perfection.

Sammy is a man who doesn't shower and just ends up smelling like cheese, a fun loving man who does what he wants when he wants, the greatest man you know

Only the coolest most amazing girl ever. She is a little shy but once you get to know her she will never leave you and is always a great person to talk to.

The best girlfriend a girl could want

A soccer star who has access to the nuclear launch codes. Someone who has been playing animal crossing since before it was cool, and also knows how to formulate a good (stupid) tweet.

Most importantly, a friend to all.