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1. Any form of the common sandwich that is made by someone else, thus elevating it to new amazing levels.
Hey floor, make me a sammich!!!
by Fisch December 12, 2006
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When telling a woman to make you a sandwich, this is the command form.
There are two possible ways to tell a woman to make you a sandwich:

1) Woman go make me a sandwich
or in command form
2) SAMMICH!!!! NOW WOMAN!!!
by tehchefsauce July 20, 2009
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An extremely delicious sandwich prepared for a man by his woman, either waiting for him on the table when he gets home from work or delivered to him while he is relaxing on the couch.
I'ma have to choke a bitch if my sammich ain't ready when I get home.

Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.
by AbomB320 August 01, 2010
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A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.
I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.
by connorbd@yahoo.com September 01, 2009
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What a fucktard refers to a meal consisting of two slices of bread and some meat.
What school of Ebonics did this ignorant idiot go to, he can't even say the word sandwich, it comes out sammich.
by blochow2001 October 04, 2006
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