1. A delicious treat, involving a puff pasty and a phallus.
2. A User of 404 Error who made me blow on the blow pens. I said no daddy no, but he said I wouldn't get my waffles if I didn't use the blow pens and he filmed it.
1. That one one tasty Wang Sammich.
2. HE IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
by superfreak69 September 22, 2004
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Expansive esp. when a less expansive alternative is (or should be) available.
Timmy: Damn! That's a fancy sammich.

or
Sally: I really like the blue one, but that's a fancy sammich. I better get the green one.
by FancySammich01 November 12, 2010
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A sandwich with boogers on it. except the word "sandwich" turned into "sammich to sound funnier
don't eat that booger sammich or else you'll get diarrhea.
by Brett Watson March 15, 2006
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Simultameous drilling by two Italian men.
When you get to the final level of the new Mario Bros. game, Mario & Luigi totally make a guido sammich out of the princess.
by Felicia Morgan January 03, 2008
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"Bitch needs a sammich alert!"

a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet
dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*
dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT
dude1: fo sho
by neoconraisedliberal May 26, 2005
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A term of endearment intended to bring a smile to those that continue to put up with your crap. Heard most often when the speaker is drunk or just lazy, or some combination of the two. Often confused with knuckle sammich or knuckle sandwich.
Hey sonny, why don't you bring me another beer or I'll ring up your friend Nucko Sammich.

Hey Nucko (Sammich), give your daddy a smooch or I'll introduce you to your namesake.
by Dr. Combs2 July 13, 2009
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When the guy making your sandwich stares at your ass the entire time he makes it.
Fuckin' Quiznos guy blatently stared at my ass the entire time he was making my sandwich. He can't even try to be discreet? Geez. I feel like I got a dirty sammich now.
by cosmovern September 08, 2010
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