To receive a kick, punch or similar blow to the crotch, in public.

Often causing not just severe pain, but anger and great embarrassment.

A funny spectacle for others to watch.
Simmilar to owned/pwnd

Being left out, third wheeled, spare tired or flat out shunned so hard you feel disgusted and don't want to live anymore.

To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.

Toe be samuried. To defeat/be defeated in a samurai-like way.

Sam is the best daddy. We love a sam.

Sam is the most low key dude you will ever meat. He is hilarious he will always make you laugh, no matter what mode you are in. Sam is super sexy and hot he is so fly, he can get any girl he wants or guy ;) (pause). He's just built different, SAM is a MAN. Sam will always be there for you no matter what. He will never back down from a challenge, he will knock people out with one punch. He will have you back.