An indian halo god who gets poon out of the ying yang. Samir's golden tounge of fury is able to reject spicey chemicals and turn it into milky goodness.
Man you really Samir Patel'd Halo while eating a bowl of chilis and getting laid.
by Nathan Reich April 20, 2008
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The Ultra-Badass Super Kickass Motherfucker that you don't wanna mess with! *Warning* DO NOT PISS HIM OFF AS HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND FEED YOU TO HIS PET SHARKS!

*Note* Ameera's a rookie.
Mahmood Samir Badassness = _|_
by KissMyBigFatAss! December 29, 2011
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A cum slut that gets used by the whole football team. They usually love all of their holes getting clogged up at once. And they like getting their ears filled with cum while being fed skittles.
"Hey did you hear about ... they're such a dirty Samir"
by Keilan (forgive me) August 11, 2021
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