A person of great knowledge and certainty he is a god at sports and is amazing at basketball. He's a god person and is nice to all. He's handsome and cool and can make anybody happy, you should be more like sami

A fat fuck who can’t stop eating even if his life was on the line .

Tha CEO of Swag, the G.O.A.T. Sami is a walking pussy magnet who pulls all the chicks and has a huge dick

Swedens little snow indians

A native of Loompaland who migrated to the south part of Asia, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange complexion, and green hair; Also known as oompa loompas; They have a facial structure like the Neanderthals which are a now-extinct species or subspecies within the genus Homo and closely related to modern humans. They have no gender they can sometimes look like a girl and be a boy or look like a guy and be a girl.

This kind of rare species are mostly found in a country called Bangladesh the rest are wide spread around South Asia.

Saturday Morning Inspection...AKA Hell

Week. All week is spent cleaning for this torturous morning. Sleep Deprivation is a must, and the battle to dust is always lost to the white glove, your bed is never tight enough, and you and your roomates stuff just happens to differ in the tiniest detail making you fail....Almost always coupled with a busy academic week leading to increased frustration, and anger. Normally mild-mannered people become Monster driven, redeyed zombies.

A total fuckboy.
Run for your life.