Samahjai is one of the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's stupidly mean yet he's so nice. He'll make you feel like your the most special person in the world. He has the cutest smile and when he looks at chu, it's like the world is spinning. He's very tall and will make you look like a dwarf compared to his giant giraffe looking self. He doesn't even have to be doing anything but you'll find yourself smiling at the screen. His name is hard to pronounce so you make up nicknames for him. You stay calling him bro but he means so much more to you. He makes you smile so much and you just feel dumb but he appreciates you as person.

someone who is sexy beyond mean