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a name for an individual with a massive penis with huge river like bulgy veins, infamous as the stunt double for bruce lee when he beat chuck norris's ass...his gamertag is R3tardRi0t and is a beast on black ops...when he plays people are like "of fuck he has the asp and hes gunna rape us all" so they quit. his little bitch ass brother simon is hella fat and his slave name is "rolls"
OH SHIT DID U SEE SAM SOTO JUST PUNK CHUCK NORRIS AND MAKE HIM CRY! THAT NIGGA CRAZY...REAL TALK
by R3tardRi0t December 20, 2011
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