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The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex
Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"
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A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.
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This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.
She’s one salty potato.
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A female who has ejaculated whist giving birth to a new born.
Salty potato is Designed to be more insultive than the word cunt and can be used as an Alternative
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Ash when you mention you voted for trump, or talk about Trump, or talk about anything about trump.
Babe, don't be a salty potato.
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