Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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When you’re eating your chick out with a massive dip in your mouth. Then spitting the lip juice up her cunt.
Jack: “I just bought this log of Copenhagen
Tyler: “nice what are you going to do with it?”
Jack: “give your mom a salty spittoon
Tyler: “now that’s just nasty”
by Ricky nards November 08, 2017
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When he comes in your mouth, you make it come out of your eyeball and shoot it back in his mouth.
Omg Cameron gave Tarynn a salty spittoon and it was so cool!
by Bitchinkristoff March 17, 2018
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