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The juice that comes from a males manhood seconds after sexual stimulation.
Dave: I gave that bitch a good jizz bath lastnight!

Bob: You mean you gave her the ole' salty milk mustache?

Dave: Hella yeah! It does a body goood!
by Scroto T. Baggins February 24, 2004
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Milk that has salt poured into it.
-Did you drink my salty milk?
-Yeah, sorry dude, just couldn't restrain myself.
by thegman666 January 09, 2020
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A term overused by the LGBT+ community to refer to an unknown substance. People have been known to develop PTSD or anxiety from the use of the term.
1: TheGman said "Salty Milk" yesterday so I cried myself to sleep.
2: We had a philosophical debate over the meaning of salty milk.
by ButPhucked January 11, 2020
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