When you train to absolute failure or at an intensity whereby the perspiration from your entire workout starts to flow into your eye/eyes to the point where you winch in agony.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

When you blow your load in the eyes of your partner

When one fails to clean up or "finish the paper work" after having a movement of things that aren't so very solid or porridge like in consistency.

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.