A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

A pissed off white boy.

Supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. Someone takes out an MRE cracker and the group starts to masturbate onto it. Whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.

when you eat out a womans stubbly pussy, after she just got done working out

Term used to describe people of caucasian decent's negative feelings of our new President-Elect Barack Obama he won the Presidential Election!

SaltyCracker is a youtuber who creates quite possibly the best online content to ever grace the interzones.

Giving social commentary to news events and often pointing out Liberal hypocrisy, he has garnered a large following. Affectionately referred to as 'The Salty Army', they're known for their diet of pure testosterone and raw steak.

Although his commentary tends toward having a Conservative leaning, he has a Mexican wife, so is immune to criticism or claims of dat bees rayciss.

Salty's nemesis is anti-second ammendment advocate pillow-hater David Hogg, AKA Soynic the SmegHogg, whose DNA is 80% pure AIDS.