When a Fantasy Football Manager gets mad that he misses the playoffs and drops all his star players!
by Belvedere Ballington December 6, 2013
Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with
by qwerty kid April 11, 2016
To describe a person that is so salty and or mad, they start coming uncontrollably from there eyeballs, causing pain and minor tickling
by Grapefruit December 6, 2016
Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.
Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?
Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.
Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..
Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.
Child - Yayyy!
Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.
Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..
Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.
Child - Yayyy!
by Chad_Tyrone July 2, 2024
Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.
by Ethan rumball January 20, 2018
The art of sounding the penis with a gummy worm then blowing your load in her mouth to give her the salty slug.
My wife was so happy last night, I blew my salty slug in the back of her throat and the gummy worm came back out her nose...
by Wormwhisperer November 4, 2022
by chomper0 April 21, 2011