A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.

What a man calls the the colour of his jumper when he doesn't want to admit he's wearing pink.

When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.

When two people are too femine to have "Beef" with one another

cockney slang for cigarettes, "salmon and Trout" = snout, often sortened to just "salmon"

When cum dries on skin and becomes hard, crusty and hard to get rid of

A slang word for sex. Can be used both as a verb and a noun. Originally defined in the 1970s Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Used by upper class teenagers who were attempting to hide their promescuity from their overbearing parents. Has led to the recent fad of "Awkward Salmon".