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A female who is clinically retarded in every sense of the word. Has to wear a helmet anywhere she goes.
Look at that girl drooling ... a complete Sally Slap Cabbage.
by Lora Logic October 07, 2008
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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