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A salesbag is someone who typically works for a boiler-room pump-and-dump stock brokerage firm and cold-calls people at home.
Salesbag: "Hello Bruce, this is Dave Savinelli from Bluestorm Securities calling to let you in on the deal of a lifetime. For just ten thousand dollars, you can get in on the ground floor of a company that is going to surpass Google in annual revenues by the year 2013."
You: "I follow the Mayan calendar, Salesbag. Looks like that company will still be in the shitter when this world goes South."
hang up
You: "I follow the Mayan calendar, Salesbag. Looks like that company will still be in the shitter when this world goes South."
hang up
by UFMurphy December 08, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018