A salem can be defined as a muslim or a muslim asshole whom unwillfully takes a vow of celibacy in most cases because most salem's either are not interested in girls or girls are not interest in the said salem; Also most salem's live in shacks is also a topic of a most popular book written by Stephen king called "salem's lot".

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Salem is probably the most worthless and annoying humans to exist. They will never shut up about their problems. The world seems to revolve around them but at the same time they have a victim complex. Stay away from these creatures.

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A Salem is the act of pouring cow excrement in a (typically female) partner's vaginal (anal if male) cavity . This act was practiced in the 17th century, as a way for men to ensure their partners will stay loyal and not commit sin before marriage, as they believed no man would engage in sexual intercourse with such a foul smelling person.
By the time the Salemed person engages in marriage, the excrement typically hardens, and requires a doctor's assistance to be removed (which will be granted if the man believes their partner has been faithful).

Although this act has fallen out of fashion in the 18th century, It is still practiced by traditional villages all around the world.

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