The sexiest man alive. He has big breasts which can squirt asotonishing amounts of milk for hours. He has cheese under his boobs and pubic area which age well and need to be grated. If you drink Saleemilk it can cure any disease known to mankind. He also sends the best memes you'll ever see. He is the best in bed and his favorite sex position is scissoring 😉

Someone who likes to take your drugs ( food or candy) Someone who’s funny, big butted, a major crackhead, not super athletic, friend problems and not very good at talking to girls

the boyfriend of mathew and is also a Irish patato farmer and also a vegan homosexual with countless stds and has a favorite son named Nathan

Like to take people fries and eat rhell box lunch

Saleem Is a Boys name he's garbage basically he likes his friends and his gf haya mufleh so muchhhh

He's ugly has a nice sense of humor and kind

He's the worst twin brother you've ever met. He slams your finger in the door frame, and usually has a huge crush on a girl named Jessica. Saleems are often angry and bad-tempered as well.
They act innocent but really, they really aren't.

He's a constipated shit. He loves Jessica.