Someone who can and will do anything to obtain and have penis crammed in virtually and orfiace....a favorite method is to play.."Hide the Cock" thus the phrase "Salami Smuggler".
"Damn that bitch takes so much cock shes got to be a salami smuggler
by NastyMaster101 January 18, 2009
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Someone who stuffs material or objects in there crotch to give the illusion that there penis is bigger than it is... similar to the term smuggling budgies..
Look at that salami smuggler he must have at least two pairs of socks stuffed in his jocks
by Skippyq September 23, 2020
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