That has got to be the biggest salad-doger in the world!

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

Man watch it there is a salad dodger checking you out. Or you can say thats a lifetime salad dodger.

Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.

See the person over there they look like a real salad dodger.