The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy user who is ate up (coming down hard).

Derived from the popular Salad Shooter "As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable into a flying stream of salad toppings.
Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."
by kilsek January 06, 2005
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A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.
Chris took a break from his typing lesson to get a bowl of jak salad.
by Eszett March 02, 2004
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when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it widly
"You're the best salad shaker in town!"
by Eth@n1012 February 26, 2018
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To lick the sinus hole in pleasure while fingering the penis hole
by rossydear January 18, 2021
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the creepiest cartoon series i have ever watched. it will haunt my dreams. the series has recently re-emerged, with part 9. it is the scariest of them all.
i love Salad Fingers' classic british vocabulary. it's genius.
by Chowderz May 30, 2011
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Someone who is not that bright and lacks a lot mentally. Unsure of their surroundings anywhere they go and always ends up in a bin
Look at that guy with the tinfoil hat he's a right salad sandwich
by Crazysteve July 28, 2016
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Likes salad dressing, salad toes is an it. It is very much like baby. In order to make baby, salad toes and abashockshalock have to be combine to make the ultimate child.
by Human person April 25, 2019
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