"No, no, no, man, it's alright. Take it easy, man, take it easy. Have a salad."

"Last night me and four other bitches tosses us a girl salad."
"Let's go make a girl salad!"

The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

Dude, what degenerate bastard left the dark salad in your downstairs toilet?

See her? She's a thick salad. don't talk to her.

Edward, Alex and Kyle were giving Samantha the best noodle salad of her life