Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.

n. A sexual act in which you transform your partner into a delicious taco salad. Place your partner in a garbage bag, then add 1 lb ground beef, 2 cans of pinto beans, a bag of iceberg lettuce and a family sized bag of Fritos Scoops. Mix well by then tossing partner and contents down a flight of stairs. Add sour cream, avocado, hot sauce or cilantro for taste. And then you feast!

An incompetent hero whose splayed out state of disarray (generated in an attempt to quest) conjures the image of a salad.

Salad fingers is a flash cartoon that uses the facade of random hysteria (rusty spoons, ridiculuos combinations eg. salad and fingers) to communicate a more serious, tragedic perspective of the world. This could almost be compared to naive art, in that it is seemingly spontaneous, a work deliberately imitating childish art, but in so doing accessing the darkest recesses of human consciousness. Not only does salad fingers touch rusty things, his mono-mania and schizophrenic behaviour hints at abuse and isolation. Salad fingers is not simply strange, laughable - in its repulsiveness it higlights aspects of the human condition that are glossed over in everyday life, or ignored in the mentally ill and the suffering. It is for this reason that salad fingers may be described as sad, as well as strange.

If your refer to a woman as "mop salad," that means she will perform fellatio on you with out issue, or coercion.

Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.

to lick someone's asshole

licking asshole and taint