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To "perform" a Sailor's Wipe is to put a three barbed hook in your Cornhole. Then one jumps off the moving boat at full speed and gets dragged anus first having the water clean their dirty anus hole. (The hook needs to be attached to a deep sea fishing line to a rod securely fastened to the boat so ones "Sailor's Wipe" will be successful)
"Johnny, get the big hook. I need me a Sailor's Wipe after this mean turd I'm taking"
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by Elbort July 11, 2017
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