sailing: (v.) to manhandle the wind as to propel a sailboat on the very edge of catastrophe. see also: insanity, beastlyness, and epic.

The fine art of getting really wet, really cold, going nowhere really fast, while spending large amounts of money

a kool sport, that is on da water

Drinking an abundance of Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum.

To drink Sailor Jerrys Rum

Entering into a sexual relationship with another person. The act of "sailing," of course, makes reference to the piloting of a ship, not unlike the sort of maneuvering or establishment of control inherent in the act of sexual intercourse.

Not a sport.