Likes to drink vodka likes it's water because he is an alcoholic.

Smart but judges other people for not being as smart as him.

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.

A boy with the skinniest legs in the world and has a McDonald's chip as a penis

The guy who knows he is fat but never admits is. Goes to gym once a year. Works really hard and spends money on food. Eats like there’s no tomorrow. But loves his girlfriend.