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1. A name given to two species of grouse in which the male has spiky tail and olive-green air sacs, more like man boobs.

The males, the sage cocks, compete with each other by showing off their moobs, to the amazement of the female sage grouse. The females are picky about whose moobs are best, and usually only the fittest, most dominant male is successful.

2. Someone who thrusts their arms and moobs in a similar manner to a sage grouse, in hopes of attracting lots of women. It turns out to be ineffective compared to the birds.
1. "Yo check out this video on YouTube it's a bird with man boobs, the sage grouse!"

Female sage grouse: "Oh wow, look at his spiky tail and moobs, it's so hot!"

2. "Stop showing your moobs, you sage grouse! You won't get any girls!"
by FYLegend April 16, 2011
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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