A term used after you fart to keep from getting punched. If fail to say before someone says "doornob" you get punched until you touch a doornob. Doornob can be called if a fart is heard or smelled.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.

This is what you say when fart and you don't want to get socked in the arm.

Something that is not guaranteed.

The act of being a dumbass and typing the wrong word.

Adjective: Ultra Cool, Slick

The action of being safe while getting high