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Rob really needed to fart but had just eaten some spicy ass Indian food, so he sat on the toilet and did a safety fart to avoid shitting his pants.
by Northern1 April 07, 2011
Jun 29 Word of the Day
"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"
by Ashley Laberge March 12, 2004
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Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option
by howard1976 June 10, 2014
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When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.
Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.
by Hobby-less May 21, 2017