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A variation of the term Safety Pilot in aviation. A term not spoken but implied by arrogant pilots who want a one-sided arrangement without switching roles or paying for the other person's $100 hamburger. Usually stated as a command (i.e. "You can be my Safety Pilot!") instead of asking nicely or offering a quid pro quo arrangement.
"That asshole wanted me to be his safety bitch. Fuck him. He can go pay for an instructor if he wants hood time."
by JoinTheLocalizer February 26, 2020
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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