A god. No one is better. He is the Co-founder and current chairman of ShaqCo. (1928-2017, all rights reserved). During the night, he takes the mantle of ¨Lasagna Man¨ and fights crime in a lasagna suit.

Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

The greatest human being ever to exist. Waluigi worships him, and so does Michael Jan Vincent (who most likely is dead idk) Also used as a way to describe something overly amazing. He is the lord of all dogs and cats and will fight you if you make fun of his father, ganondorf.

A handsome man who fights crime as Lasagna Man. Occasionally you’ll spot him around Missouri in plain sight. Known villains of his are Starbucks Girl, Jock Guy, and Xbox Live Kid