"today at the mall some kid fell in front of me and it was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen"
"Dude what the actual fuck- you're such a sadist!!"
"Dude what the actual fuck- you're such a sadist!!"
by HisokasMainBitch July 24, 2020
by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021
1. Jim: JULIA! STOP SHIPPING ME AND BREANA! IT AIN'T COOL!
Julia: No. It's fun to watch you suffer.
Jim: This is why I want to not live anymore. So fuckin' sadistic.
2. Asian Mom: Oh my god, I having no idear why Tom not eat rice yesterday... so retard.
Asian Dad: Just force him. He will know how to eat da rice like true Asian.
Tom: Mom, can I go out to see the Black Panther with John tonight?
Asian Mom: HONG WONG DONG YOU GO STADY NOW SO YOU GET AT LEAST ALL A ON YOU NEXT REPORT CARD OR ELSE I MAEK YOU WALKING 5 MILE TO NEAREST ASIAN STORE TO PICK UP 1000000000000000003947893473274093278437289473298 POUNDS OF RICE BECAUSE OF YOU NO EAT RICE YESTADAY AND YOU GO BED AT 9 BECA YOU A STUPID KID HONG!
Tom: I wasn't asking for punishment, mom. I was-
Asian Dad: HONG WONG DONG HOW DARA YOU TALKING BACK TO YOU MODAH LIEK DAT! I USING TI KWAN DOE ON YOU ECK-BOCK NOW SO NO FORTNITE FOR YOU!
Tom: This is why when I go to college I'm going to shoot crack. So sadistic.
Asian Dad: HONG YOU GO SUCKING YOU MOM DUSTY DIVOT NOW!
Tom: Dad that's nasty.
Julia: No. It's fun to watch you suffer.
Jim: This is why I want to not live anymore. So fuckin' sadistic.
2. Asian Mom: Oh my god, I having no idear why Tom not eat rice yesterday... so retard.
Asian Dad: Just force him. He will know how to eat da rice like true Asian.
Tom: Mom, can I go out to see the Black Panther with John tonight?
Asian Mom: HONG WONG DONG YOU GO STADY NOW SO YOU GET AT LEAST ALL A ON YOU NEXT REPORT CARD OR ELSE I MAEK YOU WALKING 5 MILE TO NEAREST ASIAN STORE TO PICK UP 1000000000000000003947893473274093278437289473298 POUNDS OF RICE BECAUSE OF YOU NO EAT RICE YESTADAY AND YOU GO BED AT 9 BECA YOU A STUPID KID HONG!
Tom: I wasn't asking for punishment, mom. I was-
Asian Dad: HONG WONG DONG HOW DARA YOU TALKING BACK TO YOU MODAH LIEK DAT! I USING TI KWAN DOE ON YOU ECK-BOCK NOW SO NO FORTNITE FOR YOU!
Tom: This is why when I go to college I'm going to shoot crack. So sadistic.
Asian Dad: HONG YOU GO SUCKING YOU MOM DUSTY DIVOT NOW!
Tom: Dad that's nasty.
by ICan'tPlayTerrariaHelp May 01, 2018
A Sadistic Breakdown is when someone who is generally at least somewhat sadistic has some sort of meltdown (ex. panic attack, depressive episode, etc.) and they get very defensive and angry, more sadistic than usual, and tend to say very hurtful things. When the breakdown is over they usually don't remember anything they said/did, and feel very broken and sad. These breakdowns tend to last anywhere from 2 minutes to 2 hours.
Do you remember when Samantha said you were a fake bitch with no hope in life? She was having a Sadistic Breakdown, and doesn't remember anything she said. Maybe you should try to forgive her?
by sadsadist November 18, 2020
Selfish entitled extortion projective identification simp.
Someone who constantly says "I am not a simp", and is unloyal morally irresponsible to gain some ladpoints.
Someone who constantly says "I am not a simp", and is unloyal morally irresponsible to gain some ladpoints.
"I am not a SIMP, I want other men to know that you send me nudes. You did not send me nudes. I don't like it when girls play like that about sexual issues"
"Sadist little seepisimp, I am not playing any games, I don't want to have any sexual contact with your friends. I enjoy being single. And I am happy you found a gf, but stop using your friends to sextortian bully me, I don't want a bf, you are all as entertaining as an STD"
"Sadist little seepisimp, I am not playing any games, I don't want to have any sexual contact with your friends. I enjoy being single. And I am happy you found a gf, but stop using your friends to sextortian bully me, I don't want a bf, you are all as entertaining as an STD"
by Duchesss December 06, 2020
A poor or incompetent sadist; an embarrassing excuse for a sadist. Expression said to have come from the Mary Gaitskill story "A Romantic Weekend" in which a self-described sadist gets pizza sauce on himself while trying to be menacing.
by elektrax October 27, 2014
He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.
Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.
Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain
Can take it away
Aka a Charlie
Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.
Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain
Can take it away
Aka a Charlie
Example:
Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?
Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?
Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
by Gelflingeye October 08, 2021