The section of the bridge of A's nose across which B's scrotum stretches when his testicles are resting upon A's eyes.

The state of which a male has ejaculated whilst his girlfriend is in the cowgirl position and it forms a viscous pool between his sides and her thighs.

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.

Rode hard and hung up wet

Threesome involving at least one female. A male lays on his back (or a female with a strap-on); a female rides him cowgirl style while leaning forward and receiving anilingus from a third person.

When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping.