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SEX AFFORDABILITY DYNAMIC....One more reason why it's better to be rich.As a straight man...once you get over the age of 25...if you're not rich or famous...generally speaking the quality of pussy you're able to fuck levels off.In fact it quite probably nosedives.The "young n'dumb n'drunk" MIGHT do you...But the "young n'sober/ambitious n'hot" will probably pass.This would explain why Average Joe in his mid-to late 20's claims to really dig older women.That's all that'll do your mediocre ass.
GYM MANAGER:"Unbelievable!This guy who just joined is uglier than the bottom of my shoe...but he walked in with this total babe."

FEEX GUY:"Must be the Bentley GT they pulled up in.Tsk
tsk...it's S.A.D."
by L.MARTIN November 04, 2005
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An acronym for Small Asian Dick. The antonym for Big Black Dick
Bob: He probably has a BBD
Gillette: But he's Asian...
Bob: Oh yeah; he probably has a SAD
by Drew714 April 17, 2013
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1. Wishing you were dead
2. Fucking the world.
3. Super Addicted Drugie.
Why are you so sad?
You are really sad.
by Legal March 07, 2005
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S.A.D stands for suck a dick, made by the rapper Anaxsm, it may sound like the word sad but also means suck a dick.
Tony: yo bro you ugly
Josh: S.A.D
It may seem like josh is claiming that he’s sad but he’s telling tony to suck a dick
by Sheriff Huneyham February 21, 2019
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To be sad you are in a horrible mental state and usually depressed. Something can cause you to be sad or it’s just hundreds of small things in your miserable life. You wake up knowing that this day will be the same as yesterday and you won’t make any progress socially, meeting new people. To be sad you usually can’t find any motivation or happiness in your life.
Me.

I’m Sad.
by Stale pop tart crust October 27, 2020
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