Urban Dictionary: Sad Masty

To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant

im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending

by paora January 26, 2015

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A Sad Masti is when you masterbate while sad.

Because we all know tears are the best lube.

Damn.. the boys won't come to the pub tonight. (Has a Sad Masti)

by CanYouHearThat October 07, 2015

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Northwest Sad Masty

Masterbating and using the oh so present and depressing 9 month marathon of rain in the Pacific Northwest as lubrication.

Northwest Sad Masty's are all I have to look forward to these days since my parents made me move up here.

by Sir Double kicks alot March 10, 2016

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