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A Sad Masti is when you masterbate while sad.

Because we all know tears are the best lube.
Damn.. the boys won't come to the pub tonight. (Has a Sad Masti)
by CanYouHearThat October 07, 2015
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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