When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink
"hey look it's a sad dick in a sink"
by RobinsonGoHome October 22, 2019
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Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!
Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness
by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020
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When a guy is too sad to get a boner.
We couldn't sleep together because he had a bad case of sad dick.
by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016
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a disorder commonly occurring after a breakup or extreme heartbreak where a male finds it difficult to find the motivation even get erect, let alone jack it off.
Jeff: Hey dude wanna see who can jerk off the most in a day?
Tom: I can't man, i'm dick sad.
Jeff: Alright bro, maybe another time!
by aceofyoloswag December 22, 2015
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