A Jew that had survived the Holocaust, and is surprisingly still alive to this day. He is still very scrawny, and his number is still on his body. He is a strange looking being. He’s a rare sight to see, if you’re lucky enough to find him. If you see him, either call your local authorities. Or, feed the poor bastard.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.