When your holding a chick upside down by her ankles and having her suck your dick while you're wearing a crown.
by Spermin german April 23, 2009
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Apparently, due to past submissions to this dictionary, a team that IS THE BEST, yet CAN'T WIN.
The Sacramento Kings are the absolute best team! They'll beat em next time...
by Vorgin Schroder October 14, 2003
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team that's been everywhere- former Rochester/Cincy/KC/Omaha Royals/Kings; won lone championship in KC; are awesome lately; have solid, great team; will definatly will a championship soon, hopefully at the Damn Lakers expense
Vlade, Pregjag, C-Web, Bibby, Christy, and the Kings will win the NBA finals.
by 0000 October 21, 2003
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The Sacramento Kings are an NBA team based in Sacramento, CA, and have the longest playoff drought in NBA history, not making the playoffs since 2006, with the second longest playoff drought being the Phoenix Suns, who haven't been in the playoffs since 2010, but are making the playoffs this year without a doubt. The Sacramento Kings are also one of the most unluckiest teams in the NBA, and have had stars over the years such as Chris Webber, Peja Stojaković, Mike Bibby, Ron Artest, DeMarcus Cousins, Isaiah Thomas, Willie Cauley-Stein, Vince Carter, Iman Shumpert, and now De'Aaron Fox, Buddy Hield, and Tyrese Haliburton, and still haven't gone past the WCF (Western Conference Finals) and haven't been to the finals since 1951. Shaq once called them the Sacramento Queens.
"Nobody can save the Sacramento Kings"
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Best team. Always and Forever

by the way this is Ivana not RoZeS....haha
"Those Sacramento Kings are really somethin..."
by RoZeS October 30, 2003
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Only the best team in the NBA right now with the best win % and this years champs...uh huh uh huh thats right
I love Bibby and the Kings they're goin all the way this year
by amaran January 21, 2004
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Best team in the NBA! Nothing can beat them. Even though we havn't won a championship yet..... We Will!
Why do the lakers need Gary Payton?
Becuz they cant stop the Sacramento Kings!
by Random John July 10, 2003
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