Scene kid: hey man did you go to the Devil Wears Prada show?
Sabertooth fan: fuck that shit i went to the sabertooth zombie show and it was fucking awesome. Cody beat him self over his head with the mic.
Scene kid: oh. well the guy from The Devil Wears Prada has such an amazing voice. and i broke a nail.

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...