when one girl does not allow another girl to get laid. (Feminime form of cock-block.)
I tried to sex Jill but Janice was being a twat swat.
by DSRC November 20, 2009
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some thing you yell, when someone is holding an object or about to catch something and another person hits it down with their hand
Amado came out of no where and swatted the aproaching frisbee thrown by bijan.....it hit the ground and amado yelled "SWAT TEAM!" as he taunted.
by bobby and bijan February 27, 2008
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The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.
Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.
by hughmonger October 30, 2003
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Variation of washing the dog in which one testicle is inserted in a girl's asshole, while the other one is inserted in the girl's vagina. Named after the common police technique of sending one unit through the back, and one through the front. Believed to be of a higher degree of difficulty than washing the dog

"Her ass and her vag where so far apart, I'm pretty sure I sprained my left nut trying to swat team her"
by dahv dahv May 06, 2008
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the act of fingering your girlfriend, then embarrassing her and asking her to describe the action to group of friends.
Guy: what was your favorite part?

Girl: you know... when you were... (insert hand motion) swatting flies!
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When one's balls are hanging loosely, after a hot day trapped in the underwear and trouser combination of one's choice, and one's significant other decides it might be funny to swat at the the aforementioned testicles, to watch them swing, much the way a domesticated feline might do with a dangling plaything.
Johnny: Wow, hon, look how low my balls are hanging today!
Catlin: *whhhhhaaap*
Johnny: WTF bitch!
Catlin: You're balls were too dangly to resist givin' 'em a good ol' Cat Swat!
by MARC3LLUS August 28, 2010
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