A college on the north shore of eastern long island made up of mostly asians and teachers who don't speak English very well. It is a good science school simply for the fact that it has extremely hard science classes and is notorius for its crazy night life at the full moon cafe.

Typically a pretentious spoiled brat from Long Island who looks down on the working local population, even though they are 100% supported by their parents while they attend a state school which is subsidized by the same blue collar workers they frequently insult.

school full of hicks and hippie-wannabes. People play the bongos at 4am, and the alcohol is plentiful. Some weird kids even stand in the middle of campus and make alien noises. Alot of art majors here.

An Upstate school comprised almost entirely of white middle class kids who think they're too smart to go to a SUNY but to poor to go to a private school. Beautiful sunsets, mediocre food, and just short of 6,000 students who gradually turn to alcoholism through shitty frat parties and sports teams. Only decent majors are biology, education and business and only notable sport is hockey, but if you want to join Greek Life, here is the place to do it. Or, if you want to retain half of a brain cell, avoid greek life at all costs join a club sport instead. Club Rugby parties hard and knows how to do it.

A Freak Show city filled with an abundance of homosexuals who paint their faces and wear skin tight clothing.Where Often you cant tell peoples genders and you have a better chance of becoming apart of a human centipede then meeting a normal person.

A weird place where normal people are scarce, you will probably get asked to make out by another dude before a chick. The cops will literally arrest you for breathing the wrong way. If you come from a regular city you are in for a shock, for there is an array of weirdos waiting on every corner.

a sad excuse for a D3 team in the NCAA they are shadowed by all the other D3 teams at maritime. With its ten coachs the team proudly loses on a weekly basis, when facing this team physical disabilities are not a factor as the lose to the Deaf team on a annual basis. With a grandstand of fans made up only by half the players parents its always a good showing. This team drains the little retarted step child of the suny system of many resourses including money which is not easy to find. Many students feel the team should be scrapped similar to the stallworth or sunk to the bottom of some deep body of water.

Members of the team are quick to judge other teams like the sailing team which its ranked top fifteen in the country and the crew team which is also ranked well. The maritime football is a sad excuse for a team at all ... but because the are a football team the school throws money at them thinlong we are some ivy leage school

Suny Maritime Football sucklike similar to the Maritime Blast who is farmiliar to the team