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A STOCKER IS SOMEONE WHO RESTOCKS THE SHELVES AT GROCERY STORES AND SUPERMARKETS AND DEPARTMENT STORES SO CUSTOMERS CAN SHOP AND BUY WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT BEING OUT OF STOCK.
Rita is an over-night stocker who works at wal-mart and re-stocks the shelves while everyone in their right mind is asleep.
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Another word for a “post” on a football goal.
Martin Tyler: “Oh and it’s gone off the Stocker and into the net! What a beautyyyyy!
by MatTheFish April 13, 2020
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1. A strong son-of-a-gun who loads up the shelves with consumer goods, in retail outlets.

2. The name of a long-forgotten 1986 Bally/Sente arcade game, in which you drive the "General Lee" from Florida to California, avoiding cops, and trying not to run out of gas. A very primitive game, by today's standards -- or even the standards of the early 1990s. Not a bad time-killer, though.
I find myself humming "Stocker"'s in-game theme when I'm driving on a long stretch of highway...
by Jason L. April 14, 2005
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A guy who manages to get girls lined up, and then fails to get them buy fucking it up somehow.
Marco: Damn, it was going so well with her and then my tiny penis ruined it.

Ben: Ah you always ruin it with girls that you like. You're such a stocker
by lolnosozlol December 29, 2011
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A long back Male who partakes in sexual shivalry with a friends female. Also know as a shithouse.
Cant belive stocker has fingered my bird again, what a shithouse.
by SHITHOUSERY January 18, 2020
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I'll be through Stockers sometime in May, it's gonna be frikin amazing - loads of uhhm... intelligent Scandis!! Huzzah!!
by Siesjo March 31, 2011
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