Naw, I can't come over and watch the game, I got STD.

STD

Female: "OMG! EEWWW! WTF! THIS FREAK SENT ME A NAKED PICTURE OF HIMSELF!"

Female's Boyfriend: "WTF? IM GONNA KILL HIM!!"

Boyfriend's Friend: "There's no need to kill him, because there is nothing to be jealous about... he hasn't got anything there to be able to do anything to your girl ;)"

i wanted to give santa some milk and cookies but ended up with an std

friend: lets go to a party!!
you: are we gonna std??
friend: hell yeah!

i told her to s.t.d me

Yo! who do I give my crew head aplication to? oh, give it to the STD!

Did you go to that awesome std concert? I heard Chris Conley sang his heart out!