A ‘super technological device’

this could be a computer or a phone, but it could also be AIDS ( Audio Inspired Device System ) e.g Siri or Cortona, or HIV (Helpful Intelligent Vehicle ) like a smart car.

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.

Something you get from putting your dick in shit because you're too fucking poor to afford a single condom.

STD - stands for Sexualy Transmited Disease. The most commonly known is HIV/AIDS. To say the least you don't want an STD.

Usually in normal conversations stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however in the 90s, kids referred it to a shitty gaming device that barely worked. People often got confused about this and it often led to hilarious situations such as the one in the example.

Somewhat Tasty Donuts

Acronym for Slapping Titties Daily.