Someone who thinks everyone should think in terms of statistics about everything, instead of thinking for themselves about all sides of it.
The stats geek was mad about people not thinking the way he/she did, or wanting what he/she wanted.
by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020
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A stats queen is someone who cares too much about their stats score (ie: win/loss ratio) at the expense of the enjoyment of a multiplayer competitive game. These people would frequently create a dozen dummy accounts to practice their skills/strategy so their actual account looks more 'gosu' and it is therefore not a true reflection of their playing ability. These people often deliberately kick people who are better then them and selectively choose to play against less experienced opponents. They get in to nerd rage, if they're on the losing team and will beg like a pussy for an allied victory (e.g starcraft 3v3 game).
"wait don't kill me, Allied victory me!"
me - "why should I?"
"I don't want a bad record otherwise it will look bad in front of my clan mates"
me - "L0L you stats queen"
by casualstarcraftplayer November 15, 2009
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the phrase said after a funny comment is made, referring to the fact that someone should put the said quote as their facebook status.
martha: i want my babies to look like him, only with better teeth

mary: hahaha stat that. martha you're retarded, babies dont even have teeth
by ovenmitz July 13, 2010
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A high level of play in Battlefield 5. Stats that are only achieved by the elitest players. One who has achieved Toliver stats is regarded in the highest.
Guy 1: "Man, I just went 87-0!"
Guy 2: "Those are Toliver stats!!"
by xBoBeaverx March 09, 2020
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A cool KNY/Anime creator on TikTok! Very active and funny! Sometimes acts like a wild dog, but they are a great mutual to have! We all love you unh0ly._.stat!!
"Hey have you heard of the creator, unh0ly._.stat?"
by SoftBlossoms July 23, 2021
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someone who is tryna pick up random hoes on myspace.com
Lurt is a single stat mispice therefore is a V-Club Lifer
by eddie the man held June 10, 2007
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Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).
“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”
by jjjosh December 25, 2017
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