1. A crazed douche whose country would have been better off under Hitler.

2. His hatred of capitalism can be traced to the fact that he lost his nads to an industrialized blender mistaking it as a pleasuring machine.

3. A man who blamed communism's failure on perceived "rich" people or upper class, and measured Russia's success in the amount of "bourgeious" killed.

Hitlers Nazi homo buddies

1. When you grow an Iron Curtain of hair on your lip. 2.One badass mustachio that takes no shit from no one.

God of the universe

Stalin was one of the greatest leaders the world has ever seen. He may have slaughtered millions, but there is no way in hell that a superpower could have been built without a force like that. As was the meaning of his pseudonym, Stalin was a man of steel and it's unfortunate that the USSR did not continue with leaders as fearless and ruthless as he was.

He also had a fabulous mustache, and undoubtedly bitch slapped Hitler. Stalin is also my snuggle bunny.

Someone who's an incredibly snappy dresser, with an appreciation for both an icepick and a well-ironed crease.

a sick fucker who gave communism a bad rep!