by M.Paugh November 20, 2011
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Short-hand for Shoryuken.com, a popular fighting game community website that covers news and events for games such as Street Fighter, Marvel vs Capcom, Tekken, BlazBlue, Soul Calibur, King of Fighters, and more. SRK also connects players within the FGC, and will often deliver interviews with professional players.
by WeskerBabysits December 06, 2011
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by Kushi July 14, 2005
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by ArsalanAli January 14, 2021
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Srk is the undeniable king of bollywood. He has 3.5 billion fans around the world , he's also Described as the world's biggest movie star, and apparently his fandom named SRKians is the biggest fandom! Not to mention he's the best actor world has ever produced!
Srk is the undeniable king of bollywood.
He has 3.5 billion fans around the world , he's also Described as the world's biggest movie star, and apparently his fandom named SRKians is the biggest fandom!
Not to mention he's the best actor world has ever produced!
He has 3.5 billion fans around the world , he's also Described as the world's biggest movie star, and apparently his fandom named SRKians is the biggest fandom!
Not to mention he's the best actor world has ever produced!
by Cantactrina May 26, 2021
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SHAH RUKH KHAN THE WORLD BIGGEST MOVIE STAR .. SRK IS ONE OF GREATEST ACTOR OF ALL TIME... HIS STARDOM AND FAN FOLLWING IS UNBELIEVABLE.... SRK RULE BOLLYWOOD SINCE LAST 30 YEARS....
by Srklover May 26, 2021
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