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Scroats Per Square Mile -

A measure of the prevalence of Scroats in an area.
An SPSM value over 10 usually signifies a shithole.
Have you ever been to Salford? It must have an SPSM of at least 13!
by J.Rhodes September 29, 2005
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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